A St. Patrick’s Day Limerick

Last month, we had a guest post from Seargent Major O’ from the US Marine Corps. A lot of you wrote in to say how much you liked it. Well, he reaches deep this month into his Irish heritage and has written a motivational limerick he wants to share with you for the Saint Patrick’s day.

St. Patrick’s Day in The Corps

a Limerick

by Sgt. Major O

Get back to work you lazy sonsabitches!
You wanna hear a poem? How about you get off your lazy ass for once?
You’ll be lucky if the bank doesn’t take your house.

You’ll be river-dancing your way down to the soup kitchen…

If I had a nickel for every brain cell in your head I’d be in debt. Just like you!

What makes me madder than hell is you’re are proud of being stupid!
You’re out surfin’ videos of guys gettin’ hit in the nuts, when you should be using your time wisely and tryin’ to make something of yourself. . . Hard as that may be for you knuckleheads.
Instead, you’re nothin’ but a bunch of lemmings following each other off the cliff.

I hope you’re happy. You’ve wasted another day. . .

Sgt. Major O

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