You Know You’re a Parent When…

1. While clearing leaves in your yard you need 2 piles…One for leaves, the other for toys and plastic cups. The toy pile is bigger
2. Peanut butter becomes a weapon… a tasty but deadly weapon.
3. All telephone calls become conference calls with you As the minute taker.
4. You long for the nice quiet evenings you used to spend at The Who and Black Sabbath concerts.
5. There is crying in baseball… usually due to beatings.
6. A night on the town usually involves pizza and at least one dry cleaning bill.
7. Virtually any object can, at a moment’s notice, become a projectile that breaks the sound barrier.
8. The most violent DVD in the house is Lion King II Simba’s Pride.
9. Your idea of a good night sleep is when you only wake 2 times instead of 3.
10. You can recite by heart every episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.